I’m one of those people that really annoys motor sports fans because I think that it would be interesting if all the drivers had exactly the same model of car so we could see who was actually the best driver.
Following this logic, all jockeys should have the same horse. Obviously then we need to speed up the development of mammalian cloning so that come the Grand National 40 jockeys can all be riding genetically identical horses, which will have been carefully raised in identical conditions.
Posted by Pete Collins 
